$NOOBS
Buy $NOOBS

Every game
needs a noob.

Yellow head. Blue shirt. Green legs. No idea what he's doing. $NOOBS trades against tokenized $RBLX — so the default avatar is finally priced in the company that spawned him.

Buy $NOOBS Play the obby
$NOOBS/$RBLX long.xyz
The Roblox noob: yellow head and arms, blue torso, green legs

You can't have Roblox
without noobs.

$NOOBS doesn't trade against a dollar or a stablecoin. It trades against $RBLX, the tokenized stock, in a pool on Robinhood Chain. Price the noob and you're pricing him in shares of the game he spawned in.

$NOOBS

The default avatar. 2006. Never changed. Never will.

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$RBLX

Tokenized Roblox Corp. stock. An ERC-20 on Robinhood Chain.

01

Quoted in shares

Every quote is a NOOBS/RBLX quote. "Up" doesn't mean up against a dollar — it means the noob is outrunning the company.

02

Same block, same chain

Robinhood Chain is an Arbitrum Orbit L2, chain ID 4663. A tokenized equity and a memecoin settle in the same block. That's new.

03

Launched on long.xyz

long.xyz launches community tokens against Robinhood Stock Tokens. $NOOBS picks $RBLX as its pair asset from block one.

Serial #1.
Never resold.

Every Roblox trader knows this screen. Value, demand, trend, projected. The only difference is this one has a real market attached to it.

Limited U $NOOBS

Noobs

Created 2006 · Serial 1 of 1 · Creator: everyone

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  • Pair$NOOBS / $RBLX
  • DemandAmazing
  • TrendRising
Buy $NOOBS Open chart Market data goes live with the contract.
Contract Posted here the moment it goes live
$NOOBS / $RBLX DexScreener

The live DexScreener chart loads here as soon as the contract address is in.

Four stages.
Don't fall off.

You've done harder obbies than this. Probably.

Stage 1

Spawn in

Add Robinhood Chain to any EVM wallet — MetaMask, Rabby, whatever you already have open.

Network
Robinhood Chain
Chain ID
4663
RPC
https://rpc.mainnet.chain.robinhood.com
Explorer
robinhoodchain.blockscout.com
Stage 2

Gear up

Bridge a little ETH for gas. If you want to swap straight into the pair, hold tokenized $RBLX as well — that's the other half of the pool.

Stage 3

The swap

Open long.xyz, find $NOOBS, swap. Check the contract address against the one on this page before you sign anything. Only this page.

Contract
Posted here at launch
Stage 4

Don't fall off

Noobs don't have paper hands. Noobs don't have hands. That's the whole strategy and it has never once been revised.

Noob obby:
the chart

Green candles are platforms. Red candles are not. Jump the gaps, don't touch red, see how far the noob gets. This is also a complete description of trading.

Noob Obby SCORE 0m BEST 0m

Noob Obby

Jump the gaps. Avoid the red candles. Go as far as you can.

Space / ↑ / tap to jumpTap to jump  ·  double jump allowed  ·  falling in a gap is an oof

You already
speak this language.

Roblox invented most of trading vocabulary about fifteen years early. Here's the conversion table.

A column of noobs marching behind a smiley flag
  • OofThe sound a portfolio makes at −40%. Still the most accurate market data feed ever shipped.
  • ObbyThe chart. Green blocks are checkpoints. Red blocks are lava. You will touch the lava.
  • Bacon hairA wallet holding one token and infinite conviction. Historically undefeated at being early.
  • LimitedFixed supply. Roblox got there in 2009 and the whole market has been copying the homework since.
  • Free modelA fork of this project with the logo swapped. There will be several. There already are.
  • RespawnBuying back higher. Named for the fact that you keep doing it and it keeps costing you.
  • TycoonThe plan. Step on the button, collect the drop, expand the base, forget to build walls.
  • Skill issueThe official post-mortem for every exit under three minutes.

Answers, briefly.

Is this affiliated with Roblox Corporation?
No. $NOOBS is an independent community memecoin. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, sponsored by, or connected to Roblox Corporation in any way. "Roblox" and "RBLX" are used only to identify the tokenized stock this token is paired against.
What's the contract address?
It's listed in the Item Details section above, and posted from @NOOBonRH. Check any address you're given against those two places before you swap — a matching ticker means nothing on its own.
Why pair with $RBLX instead of ETH?
Because the joke only works if the noob is priced in the game. Pairing against a tokenized equity means every quote is denominated in shares of Roblox Corporation rather than in dollars — a thing that was not possible before Robinhood Chain put stock tokens and memecoins in the same block.
Where do I actually buy it?
On long.xyz, against tokenized $RBLX. Full walkthrough in the How to Buy section above — you'll need Robinhood Chain added to your wallet and some ETH for gas.